Love U

The Almond Brothers

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I LOVE DOGS

Open the world within you - let your light shine through
wake up!! smell the coffee!! get a grip! Then let go...
Forgive everyone (yourself too)
RELAX, and Please do your best to remember that
you were: BORN to SHINE
 

Follow Your Dreams.
Trust your heart.
Be brave (new image says that, not pictured yet)
 

It's so easy to fall in love
"so doggone easy"
 

I love you.
I love you so much it's coming out of my ears my nose and my toes.

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Go out in the woods, the magical woods.
Open your heart to the discoveries within.

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy - they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom

Never Listen to the Voice of Reason
(from a reverse window painting I did)

Let it Bee
... bee says "don't bug us"

"Another day to Celebrate"

The Mountains Soothe My Soul

Don't be a drag - just be a Queen

(inspired by seeing Lady Gaga singing this on the Grammys)

Rainbow Juice
For a colorful life

(inspired by my love of rainbows...)

"Good Morning this is God. I will be handling all your problems today. I will not need your help. So have a good time. I love you."

You came from Heaven and you brought heaven to me.

(original saying inspired by Joey)

If you're happy and you know it then your butt will surely show it if you're happy and you know it WAG YOUR TAIL

Some people are the flowers in your garden of life.
Others are the MANURE that makes your garden stronger

I woke up smiling
the day was bright & happy
and all i saw were kind people.

(original art and saying by Claire)

Chicken 
Pot
Pie
3 of my
Favorite
Things

Those aren't gray hairs...
They're strands of GLITTER
growing out of my head

(inspired by my hair)

 

"A pinch of catnip makes every dish divine" (Chef Chat) ("chat" means "cat" in french)

It's true dogs have some good qualities,
but we cats don't show the police where you hide your drugs.

the DOG for President

You Gotta Love the Beach!

Dear Lord,
Please put your arm around my shoulders-
and your hand over my mouth.

That's not dirt in my house - it's Angel Dust

Cleanliness is next to Impossible

Only one shopping day left til tomorrow

Do the things you've always wanted to do
-don't be
CHICKEN

in this house dog hair is a condiment

Your true family is not one of blood, but of Joy and Respect in each other's lives.

Wise Being in Little Duck Suit Says:
"Cross A Bridge and get over it"

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Indoor
Outdoo

Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

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If humping you is wrong -
I don't want to be right

Wise being in little dog suit says:
Shake it off & move on

The Early Bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

Secret Confessions of the Dog
dog: "I like catnaps"
cat: "SPEAK UP!"

Welcome to the Lake. (flowers say "hi" and fish says "howdy")
 

See a Stray, pick it up - and all your life you'll have Good Luck.
 

See A Stray
Pick it up
and all your life
you'll have
Good Luck

Wise being in little cat suit says:
"Stop & smell the roses"

15 clams per hour. 6 squid extra for swim lessons.

Wake up knowing
wonderful things will happen. 
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No man was ever shot while doing the dishes.

Welcome to the River

Surfer Chick. Her flipflops are my favorite part!

Consider yourself HUGGED today. Click to see another color option.

May your life be interesting.

The Not-So-Early-Bird gets the cold stiff & dry leftover worm sandwich.

Follow My Lead

I'm on this new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle

Wise Being in little dog suit says:
When people talk down to you 
it's cuz they're taller not better
 

Your true family is not one of blood - but of joy and respect in each other's lives.

quote by Richard Bach

Nothing says 'I love you'
Like a Waggy Butt

(inspired by my dog Jocassee)

You are a ray of sunshine in many lives

Cats Rule.
 

...And their eyes met

My cousin lives in a box at the trailer park
(my original saying)

Free to be me

(image from a reverse window painting I did)

SuperSister

(original art by Claire)

PINK FLOYD

(photoshopped by Claire)

Dirty Dishes - "do me"

(original saying by Claire)

Shut the Duck Up

"Don't Cluck with Me"

(original saying by Claire)

YES i am a mermaid
just ask my friend the UNICORN

(original saying by Claire)

Men are like Pantyhose -
they either run, cling
or don't fit in the crotch

Wise Being in little cat suit says -
Love all of yourself, even the dark parts

(inspired by my cat Oboe)

Wise Being in Little Dog Suit Says:
Love all of yourself, even the dark parts

Those boots were made for walking
me

If someone throws a rock at you,
Throw a Flower Back...

... just make sure it's in the pot

 

If it's not one thing...
... it's your Mother

(from a record I painted)
Hold your heart gently as you reach for the stars

original art & saying by Claire

And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be?

Give me some Sweet Tea
and nobody gets hurt

Give me some Coffee and nobody gets hurt

Give me some chocolate
and nobody gets hurt

Look at the Day and see what's right
instead of what's wrong

I hope you appreciate my enthusiasm

(inspired by my dogs Joey & Jocassee)

A Word of Love
Can Make A World of Difference
"You look great in pink!"
"Thanks!"

Everytime I see you
Flowers Bloom In My Heart.

"What part of 'let's go home now' don't you understand?"
"No habla ingles"

(inspired by Joey)

Wag More

Guests, if we get to drinking on Sunday
and insist that you stay over til Tuesday,
Please remember... "We don't mean it!"
 

To My Dog:
Thank you for bringing JOY
to my life and for teaching
me how to Love.
I will be forever grateful
that you came into my life.

(Inspired by Joey & Jocassee, I said this to them one morning & thought "this would be a great painting" so I painted it on a window)

Love & Kisses 5¢
The dog is IN

Auntie Em - I hate you, I hate Kansas, I'm taking the dog. -Dorothy

A teacher is to children as the sun is to morning glories

Let us be grateful to TEACHERS -they are the charming gardeners who make our souls BLOSSOM.

Creative Clutter is better than idle neatness

Stop bending over backwards for people and lean forward so they can kiss your ass

Time Spent with a cat is time well spent.

Love yourself like I love you

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History

CatLanta

Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate Motherfucker

Friends are Angels who lift us up when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. From the original quote "I Believe Friends are Quiet Angels who lift us to our Feet when our Wings have Trouble Remembering how to Fly" by Lorraine K. Mitchell

A woman always has
the last word in an
argument. Anything
a man says after that
is the beginning of
a new argument

How to Impress A Woman: Romance Her, Believe in Her, Hug Her, Compliment Her, Bring Her Flowers, Listen to Her, Surprise Her
How to Impress A Man: Arrive Naked, Bring Food
 

Everyone is
Somebody Else's
WEIRDO

Sisters are Angels who lift us up when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. From the original quote "I Believe Friends are Quiet Angels who lift us to our Feet when our Wings have Trouble Remembering how to Fly" by Lorraine K. Mitchell

"SPEAK!"
"Love is the answer, dude."
 

Yes. I would like to run away.
Can you point me to the free-range chickens

(this is Joey in a nutshell)
(if it's raining, he'd just as soon stay on the couch, but if it's sunny he would love to take off ... somewhere... anywhere)
(the original painting said "yes I'd like to run away, but only on sunny days")
this chicken version was also Joey, long story (more than one) regarding chickens!
 

Got Milk

Shoot for the moon -
even if you miss it, you'll land among the stars.

We All Live in a
Yellow Submarine

Leap and the Lilypad will appear

Look at yourself and see what's right
instead of what's wrong

(original art by Claire)

Love Plant
Directions: Talk to it (say sweet things)
shine your light on it
have faith that it will grow
focus on its goodness
trust that it will thrive
be patient

Classy &
Smart Assy

(original art by Claire)

Peace Love & Boobies

A kite is
Joy on a string

Bad Dog
Bitch Tattoo on arm, smoking cigarette, chewing shoe, mohawk, earrings, and drinking a 'Butt Wiper'
(you can see all that more clearly on actual towel)

Inspired by Joey (who was lovely to me but might not be to YOU)

Keep Calm 
& Nap On

give me levity or give me death.

It's a Doggy-Dog World

Magic Dog
Turns Mad & Sad
to Happy-Go-Lucky

(inspired by my amazing dogs Joey & Jocassee)

Do Nothing &
Rest Afterwards.
Then take a cat nap.

Eat, drink & be hairy (dog)

Santa said he loved the milk.
-And cookies.

(orginal saying and art by Claire)

don we now our gay apparel,
featuring Don Corleone

Merry Clucking Christmas

(original saying and art by Claire)

Behold the turtle.
and the doves

(original saying and art by Claire)

I love Christmas Sweaters

Introducing A Smooth Christmas Classic by Jazz Great Sniffy LeGrew
"It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas..."

the name Sniffy LeGrew was inspired by Jocassee who always sniffed my leg then promptly snorted on me.

Eat, Drink & Be Hairy

(original art by Claire)

Eat, Drink & Be Hairy

(original art by Claire)

F is for Falalalala

(original saying and art by Claire)

Have a very gangsta Christimas

(orginal saying and art by Claire)